25 random things revisited

25. I sometimes think the worst of things. The glass is half empty sort of thing. I’m working on this, accepting the things I can’t change…yadda, yadda, yadda..

24. I finished my experimental phase by the time I was 14. Smoking, drugs, etc. etc.

23. I loved being pregnant with every child we have and almost hated the day they would actually come out. I really loved it when they were born don’t get me wrong but there’s nothing like feeling life in you, growing and moving. I’m not into being eternally pregnant though.

22. I still throw up in my mouth a little when I have to pick up dog poop.

21. I love that my hubby is fuzzy.

20. I enjoy all things pampered chef and if I had my way my kitchen would be full of p.c.

19. Baking is one of my favorite things to do. There is nothing better than making your own bread by hand.

18. I use my hubbies razor, when I do shave. Chic razors suck.

17. REcently rediscovered the joys of bath and body works lotions. I smell pretty, oh so pretty…

16. I can’t stand a dirty kitchen. It must be clean before going to bed unless there is no dish soap, than what’s a girl to do?

15. I’m spoiled now that we have a dish washing machine. I used to wash them all by hand!

14. I have a slight fear of the ocean. You will not see me swim where I can’t walk or run if need be.

13. I learned how to snow board 5 years ago and really enjoy it.

12. Not interested in skiing though, I like to surf the mountain.

11. Just found 3-4 grey hairs in the last few months. Hope this means I’m getting wiser.

10. I want to live on a farm, for awhile.

9. I worked at a plant nursery for awhile. Nothing big, just watered plants. It was very peaceful.

8. I am a Certified Massage Therapist and enjoy the perks there of.

7. I try to be a greenie but need to find a more efficient way to save the earth. Jesse can’t stand it when I stack card board boxes ,egg cartons and plastic everywhere. He’s like just throw it away!

6. I have a passion for attachment, playful parenting, and try to practice unconditionality in all of my relationships.

5. God amazes me all the time through the unselfish acts of others.

4. Along with the gray hairs on my head I have found sporadic black hairs on my chin. eeww..

3. I had the chicken pox when I was 14 and still bare the scars from them, 16 years later.

2. I heart buffalo burgers. Yummy.

1. I have a pimple popping addiction. Its gotten better over the years.

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How to avoid overweight teasing and Obesity

The video links in no way express the views of the blog author but are purely for twisted humor and complete sarcasm!  Don’t take it too seriously.

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

The Onion Movie- Obesity

 

If only this could have been implemented years and years ago.  So many people would have been saved the shame of obesity.

Published in:  on September 20, 2008 at 6:51 am Leave a Comment
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Face Transformer

 

I stole this from my friend Kearsie to lighten the mood of past blogs.  Silly but real fun!

http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/

 So cute!

 Baby Me, so cute!

I hope I age this gracefully.

 Old Lady Me, I hope I age this gracefully

 East Asian

 West Asian

 If I were a man..woah, ugly…

Modigliani Me, whatever, but its cool.  I like the eyes.

 

 Botticelli Me, very romantic no?

Mucha Me

 

Cartoon Me-All I need is fairy wings or powder puffs?

 

If dad were a monkey and mom human, they’d have Monkey ME

 

A night of one too many Me.  Now is this what I look like to myself drunk or those around me who are drunk?

 

Published in:  on September 10, 2008 at 9:22 pm Comments (1)
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Drive Thru

A small list of what I’ve heard via family at the drive thru:

Kid 1-I’d like  a cheese burger, no pickle, no mustard and with everything else.  Should she just say w/k & o?

Kid 2-I’d like a hamburger, no onions, no mustard.  Again should he say just ketchup?

Kid 3-I’d like a cheesburger,in his cute 3 year old (now 4) voice, no pickle.  Ok, he’s getting the jist of it.

The adults order and in the back ground the kids are still ordering, while we are ordering.  Just to make sure they got the order right I guess?!  Well, out of the blue Kid 2 (ie Silas), says “I’d like (the above mentioned) a hamburger but with no peanut butter!  HAH!  I kid you not, the person on the other end of the intercom thingy and those within hearing distance all laughed histerically!  Good times!

Dad, Hubby and I go gets some lunch one day.  Hubby and I order, blah, blah, blah…Dad gets ready and after studying the never changing menu states his choice.  “I’d like a Big & Nasty, please,” He says ever so politely and quite seriously.  WE lost it, hubby and I, as well as the employee and again whoever was within hearing range.  What makes this even funnier, Dad had no idea what he had just said and we explained amidst snorts and chuckles his blunder.  Sigh..my stomach hurts just thinking about that one.  I think we cried, laughing so hard.

To be continued….

Published in:  on August 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm Leave a Comment
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